A dead man startled funeral attenders when they unexpectedly heard his voice screaming from his casket as it was being lowered into the soil. “Hello? Hello. Hello? Let me out! Where the f*** am I? … Let me out, it’s f***ing dark in here. … Is that the priest I can hear? … This is…Continue Reading ›
Some misled women out there are now apparently utilizing toothpaste in an audacious effort to attempt and tighten their vaginas. From labiaplasty to vaginal steaming, some women are down to go to extremes to achieve the “perfect” vagina. And just when it seems you’ve heard it all, an additional outlandish DIY method comes forth. Vanessa…Continue Reading ›
The northern snakehead, a fish that can survive on land and breathe air, has been sighted in Georgia, fueling officials to warn folks to slay the species on sight. “Kill it immediately,” in a statement advised the Georgia Department of Natural Resources’ Wildlife Resources Division. “DO NOT RELEASE IT.” A freshwater fish, the northern snakehead…Continue Reading ›
Tesla vehicle owners will have the option soon to select sounds like goat noise or farting for their cars’ horns and pedestrian noisemakers. Elon Musk hinted at this, and too posted on Twitter about adding coconut sound as an element of Tesla’s customization exercise. “Customized horn & movement sounds (coconuts being one, of course) coming…Continue Reading ›
A woman has stumbled upon a seashell that bears a dramatic resemblance to the notorious al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. This providential find was made by 60-year-old Debra Oliver on Winchelsea Beach. She and her spouse Martin, 62, were on a scenic walk on the beach when they unearthed the contentious Islamist leader’s similitude…Continue Reading ›
A man busted stealing electrical cable in a renovated building revealed he masturbated after viewing the building’s owner walk by and she flipped out. Wassana Songsri-in kicked the bandit, 30-year-old Somchai Jiummuanthia, twice on digesting the confession. She snatched up a steel bar to strike Jiummuanthia, but the cops stopped her before more injury was…Continue Reading ›
A teen’s been getting death threats after she disclosed she consumed her horse after it’d been put down, claiming it was the ‘best meat she’d ever tasted.’ Pia Olden’s family held fillets of her deceased stallion, Drifting Speed, inside a freezer after it was put down due to illness. The 19-year-old posted the story via…Continue Reading ›
There’s a new ad out featuring a nude Ronald McDonald pulling down his thong slightly, divulging fries that are meant to mimic his bushy pubic hair. The advertisement startled internet users enough to evoke pretty potent responses, with a Twitter poster stating “I’m haten’ it”, which’s a twist on Mickey D’s tagline “I’m lovin’ it”.…Continue Reading ›
A man was rummaging through a Mini, when he was snapped by its motion-activated dashcam, approx ten seconds after he had entered the vehicle. As you may have figured from his expression, the criminal didn’t hang around after that and exited without stealing anything. The Mini’s owner – who wishes to remain faceless – is…Continue Reading ›
A flight was held for an hour and a woman arrested by cops after she opened the emergency exit to get “a breath of fresh air” prior to the plane taking off. The incident occurred on a Xiamen Air flight, which was scheduled to lift off at 3.45pm. Cabin crew had instructed the lady, who…Continue Reading ›
